10/1/15 - Jack:
I have to thank my son's teachers for providing material while he's
at school. There are a number of Jackisms we wouldn't otherwise be privy
Thank you, Sam, for this one.
Jack: "Ms, Sam do you have a baby at your house?"
Sam: "Nope, bud, just baby turtles."
Jack: "Well, why not?"
Sam: "I just didn't have a baby yet. One day I will."
Jack: "Oh okay, you left your baby at the dentist?"
7/25/15 - Abby:
We were winding down for the night watching TV. A make-up commercial comes on. After it's over, Abby - in total seriousness - asks:
Abby: "When I get big, can I get butterfly mascara?"
7/18/15 - Jack:
We were all coloring and turned to see that Jack was spitting out orange crayon pieces having taken a bite out of one.
Tom: "What did it taste like, Jack?"
Jack: "It tastes like sweet sauce!"
7/9/15 - Jack:
We were calling my parents for a donation to St. Jude Research Hospital.
Abby: "We are calling for a donation!"
Jack: "I want a Dalmatian too!"
6/15/15 - Abby:
Abby and Jack were playing together and Jack stopped to play with Evie.
Abby: "Jack! You can't just move on and not play with me!"
3/21/15 - Jack:
Jack: "Why did Abby go to the doctor?"
Tom: "I don't know, why?"
Jack: "Because she tooted and a lunch box came out!"
3/7/15 - Jack after returning from the Michigan basketball game:
Me: "Jack, go wash your hands."
Jack: "No! I'm Spike!"
Me: "::sigh:: 'Spike' ... go wash your hands."
2/12/15 - Jack:
Me: "Jack, go get a tissue to wipe your nose."
Jack scampers out of my room only to return a few minutes later.
Jack: "I just used my shirt."
2/7/15 - Jack:
He's tipping his cup upside down and shaking water onto the carpet. I tell him not to do this.
He responds, "It's okay! I'll just clean it up with toilet paper."
2/7/15 - Abby:
Jack runs a large, metal dump truck into our sliding glass door. I tell him not to do that, because he could break the window.
Abby chimes in, disapprovingly, "Yeah, and then it would be cold in here."
2/6/15 - Jack:
We got home from school/work. Jack asked Tom to help him with something.
Tom: "Yep, one second, just let me change my pants."
Jack: "Because you have pee pee on them?"