I was putting Abby to bed tonight and she wanted to read "Thank You, God".
The first page had a bear with a bow on her head. Abby said, "Girl bear."
Then she called the boy bear on the other page the "Mommy big bear".
I said, "That's a boy bear. Who else is a boy in our house?"
After a perplexed look from Abby, I said, "Jack! Jack is a boy."
Abby replies, "No, Mommy! (with a you-are-an-idiot tone) Jack is a baby."
"Yes. Jack is a baby. But he's a baby boy."
"No, Mommy! Jack is a ba-by."
Yes, yes, I concede.
I then ask, "What is Abby?"
She proudly replies, "Abby is a girl!"
"What is Mommy?"
Abby says, "Mommy is a girl!"
Then I ask, "What is Daddy?"
She just looks confused.
I say, "Daddy is a boy!"
She replies, "No, Mommy ... Daddy is on the phone!"