I have to thank my son's teachers for providing material while he's at school. There are a number of Jackisms we wouldn't otherwise be privy to!
Thank you, Sam, for this one.
Jack: "Ms, Sam do you have a baby at your house?"
Sam: "Nope, bud, just baby turtles."
Jack: "Well, why not?"
Sam: "I just didn't have a baby yet. One day I will."
Jack: "Oh okay, you left your baby at the dentist?"