I was incredibly excited because I got four dresses and three pairs of shorts for Abby for next summer for $32 at Target. The fact that I actually sifted through the clearance racks to find things that were worth it pleased me very much.
I decided to show Tom what I bought.
I pulled out the first dress and held it up.
Tom: "Is that for you?"
Yes, Tom, I'm going to squeeze into a 2T just for S&G.
Either he thinks I'm incredibly thin or incredibly ... a word I'm not going to say on a blog about my child.