I am willing to dance like an idiot to the random tune of a little red umbrella, constantly make faces that would be relevant at my own surprise birthday party and make up catchy tunes to everything from diaper changing to bathing.
The soundtrack of my parenting would currently include:
- "My Sockie Came Off" (An instant classic)
- "Somebody's Stinky (I think it's Abby!)"
- "I Pooped"
- "Abby's Great (She's Sweet Like Chocolate Cake)" (Rendition of the tune made famous by Bill Cosby in his 80s stand-up special)